So? What is going on?

     Is life treating you badly? Are you tired of all the stress and anxiety of it all? Well there is good news for you! You can become happy by making others happy!  Now Wait!!!!  Don't think this is one of those gimmicks you read about or see on the local news, because it is not.

     For only 50 cents a day you can sponsor a person to ensure their happiness all year long!  That's right, only 50 cents a day!!!!  How do I know this? Well, because that person is me!!!!  Yes, if I have donations from only 100 of you it will greatly increase my bank account by $1500 a month!!!!  If 500 will give only 50 cents a day that would be $7500 a month!!!! Or, $90,000 a Year!!!!!  Now that would be a real life changing experience.

     So you are probably asking, "What do I get for that 50 cents a day?" Well I am glad you asked!  I will send each and every one of you a monthly newsletter telling you about my everyday existence. My vacations, new cars, home improvements, lavish evenings out and tearful pictures of me as I go to my mailbox and get all that Loot.... er, I mean all that great number of donations.

     Let us face the facts...... 50 cents a day will not make or break your budget.  However, If 500 of you give me 50 cents a day......  Well, you saw the figures!!!!  It would change my life forever!!!!!   I will be sending you a letter or you will see this on TV in later days. I know you will want to contribute to this worthy cause and make me happy as a pig without the swine flu in a new patch of mud!!!!!

     Thank you for your support!!!!!   ~~~ Waldo Excalibur Pharce