What Do You Deserve?

     Are you tired of not being a good Christian? Well all you have to do is pull yourself up by your boot straps and everything will be OK! Try really hard to be a better Christian. Start a "quiet time" and get up everyday at 5:00 am to pray to Him. Don't drink, smoke, chew, curse,  watch r-rated movies, say anything bad about anyone, or do anything to "upset God".

     It is really easy to do all these things and if you are really careful then you will be able to do all of this and not fail. Of course it is all up to you. Here at the First Bedpost Baptist Church we believe it is up to the individual to become what God expects him to be. Jesus did everything without sin and it is important for you to do the same.

     So it is mandentory for you to pray, not sin, and go to church every Sunday or you will not be on the higher "rung" on Heaven's Ladder. It will be very sad when you stand before God and answer to all the "bad things" you have done. After all, God demands that you go to church EVERY Sunday or you are not worthy to be counted as a "good Christian".

     Thank you,

     Sincerely, Preacher I.B. Goodnuff,

     Pastor of First Bedpost Baptist Church, WaldoLand, Oklahoma